Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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