can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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