is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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