A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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