Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.

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(802): View more from Vermont

PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.

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(734): View more from Michigan

so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it

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(970): View more from Colorado

If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it

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(224): View more from Illinois

Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.

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(917): View more from New York City

so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.

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(210): View more from Texas

You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.

(662): View more from Mississippi

That's a beautiful sentiment.

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