Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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