Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.