Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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