He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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