I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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