He is such a slut. More and more my type.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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