North Korea, Best Korea!
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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