1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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