And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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