i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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