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Just my guilt
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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