ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
The feeling are messing with the penis
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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