so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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