What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
