I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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