i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Do plants get herpes?
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