Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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