yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Too much gin, very little bucket
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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