Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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