going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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