but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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