My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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