yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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