Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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