you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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