I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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