Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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