can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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