i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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