Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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