1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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