I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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