I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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