508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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