nut hugger
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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