I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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