hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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