Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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