Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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