i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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