there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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