Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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