i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We got so high we made milksteak
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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