My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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