My brain says no but my pants say off.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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