But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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