talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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