oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just pee around me
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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