she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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