I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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