My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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