I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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