nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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