1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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