But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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