Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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